La Voz

I want to go to Cornell University next year, but it's going to take me three years to finish just the math, not to mention all the other classes. Is there any way I can speed up the process? Please help me.

The best advice I can give you is to not write me ever again. Why are you wasting my time with such simple questions?

I am here to help smart De Anza students who are in a bind and need advice, not mindless students who can't do simple math. It will take you three years just to finish math in order to transfer to Cornell University. You want to get there in one. It's not possible. Maybe you should start praying.

Seriously though, use your time wisely to study for these math classes. Try taking the placement tests again, and maybe do a little studying beforehand, so you can be placed into a higher math class. Good luck, Einstein.

E-mail queries to lavoz@fhda.edu.

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